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[01 Mar 2005|06:40pm] |
today i woke up with my finger in my nose.
i apparently pick my nose in my sleep,
this must be extremely attractive to women.
i looked in my fridge tonight to find that i have half a bottle of clamato.
and
half a pint of chubby hubby
the pantry yielded some hot cocoa mix and stale cookies.
you'd think i was still in college,
but no.
i'm just otherwise pathetic.
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[15 Dec 2004|10:21am] |
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my brother went through his sexual experimentation phase at a very early age.
one night he asked me to come up onto his bunkbed
he told me to lay down and be the girl
and proceeded to lie down on top of me stomach down.
we stayed this way quietly for a few minutes.
then i pushed him off of me and said i was tired of being the girl
crawled down the bunk bed
and went to sleep.
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[07 Nov 2004|11:51pm] |
my life consists almost entirely of
ramen,
devendra banhart
and moping over a girl who dumped me nearly two years ago.
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